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Hammer and Pickle 11:00 Sun Sep 6
Plums

.:. or specifically what to do with the small, sour yellow variety I’ve got in the freezer. Anyone got any fruit wine-making experience?

Swiss. 4:39 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

When I was a kid me mum used to make a wicked plum and gooseberry crumble. Don't see gooseberries around much these days.

Hammer and Pickle 4:28 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

I’ve ditched the gin option as I’m a bit sugar intolerant when it comes to my booze. That’s why I’d like to opt for a wine - the fermentation turns the sugar into the good stuff. Now looking into the right yeasts, starters and fruit to sugar and water proportions.

MaryMillingtonsGhost 2:54 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

lab 1:50

Yep, gin would be my choice. Piece of piss to do as well.

1Kg of plums to 1 litre of decent gin, a touch of juniper berry and some caster sugar.
Guaranteed CabSav will also love it.

Coffee 2:52 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

A Pancho classic:

Apple 1:45 Mon Jan 4

Let’s compare the record of Slaven Bilic in his first 20 Premier League games to Sam Allardyce’s last 20, shall we?

Pancho 1:59 Mon Jan 4

Apple?

More like a fucking plum.

Iron Duke 2:45 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

Make a chutney

Cabbage Savage 2:44 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

Make the plum wine again

Hammer and Pickle 2:00 Sun Sep 6
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Actually, given we’re not 12 anymore and this is a thread that might be of interest to any normal adult with an inclination to do something both useful and pleasant, no, I don’t feel I’m being “hounded”.

If the usual wankers are behaving like they do, that’s just added WHO value.

Vexed 1:52 Sun Sep 6
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I don't rate this swan botherer either but the way you lot hound the geezer is a bit fucking sad and gutless.

lab 1:50 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

It’s possible to make plum/damson gin . What about jam?

Hammer and Pickle 1:47 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

I'm looking to buy in an equal amount of Damsons.

No real wine-making experience so would appreciate any tips from those who have the skills and knowledge.

Far Cough 1:43 Sun Sep 6
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You lead a pretty sad life on here when you align yourself with one of the site's biggest losers

Mike Oxsaw 1:34 Sun Sep 6
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Vexed & Pickled sitting is a tree
"Lets both make this thread about ME."

Vexed 1:19 Sun Sep 6
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Geezer has asked a reasonable question, obviously knowing how poor most of you lot are he assumed you had some home wine making experience. Dont shoot a bloke down for that.

Especially you Willtell you proven nonce.

joyo 1:08 Sun Sep 6
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Thread about plums and he's the biggest one on WHO

Mike Oxsaw 11:40 Sun Sep 6
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I find it hilarious that Hammered & Pickled comes on here at all.

Willtell 11:09 Sun Sep 6
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I find it hilarious that Hammered & Pickled comes on here to own up to having " small, sour yellow" plums...

Hammer and Pickle 11:06 Sun Sep 6
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Whereas your wife has one eyebrow and likes to use you for slam-dunk practice until the neighbours call the social services.

Karate Instructor 11:02 Sun Sep 6
Re: Plums

In my happy experience, your wife knows exactly what to do with plums.